Voice notes with my brother

The diatribe special

Ep 9. The boys are back with a vegan vengeance. Liam chronicles his marathon preparation, and seeks drastic measures from a well known member of British athletics to attain a PB. James has become a militant vegan and hopes for a greener future. 
*Warning contains strong language*

The Travel Blues Bonus Edition

Ep 8. After some needed time off the boys return after James has been jaunting around Europe's hottest mini-break destinations. Liam has been holding down the fort Back in Blighty (BIB), helping blind children and calming his brother down after becoming infuriated with the standard of British tourists abroad. 
*Warning contains strong language*

European Retail Bananas

Ep 7. Experiments are rife this week as the boys attempt to utilise common fruit as a legal hallucinogenic, and propose an interesting hypothesis concerning religion and football. Liam goes on a 'full gas' weekend, whilst James attempts to eclipse his musical chairs exploits in aid of a famous UK based charity. 

Valentines Poetry Hour

Ep 6. An Asian themed birthday supper goes horribly wrong for James as the gifts he receives are not met with the desired enthusiasm. Love is synonymous with poetry and vice versa, so the brothers spend their respective valentines day evenings reciting poetry to combat their loneliness.    

Late Night Office Wear

Ep 5. Tension mounts as Liam dons an outfit that may not be business appropriate. The boys reminisce about the spectacular street art in Mirissa (Sri Lanka), and the thriving scam scene. James reflects on what could have been had the stars aligned and a joint trip to Jazz barbers transpired.  

The Biscuit Cupboard

Ep 4. Re-integration into working life is eased by the emergence of a mystery biscuit cupboard, and a successful attempt at a chair based party game. Liam selects and dissects his favourite TV of the week. RIP the Co-op.

Brexit Pies & The H-bomb

Ep 3. The brothers discuss the pitfalls of being New Malden's latest podcasting heroes and the struggle to stay grounded. Behind enemy lines pies are consumed, and the momentum is gaining to become the official unofficial Chelsea podcast. 

2019 The Year Of The Brass Band

Ep 2. With NYE 2018 approaching fast, plans are in place for a cocktail evening. Post-NYE attention turns to an upcoming brass band performance. The usual mix of gym chat is still ever present.   

Chairman Mao's Anniversary Lunch

Ep 1. Amidst some rather boring interactions about gym clothes and organising transport to a game of football, the perfect pre-football, or pre-match if you will, meal is devised in honor of the notorious former chairman of the communist party of China.